“Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.”
Me: “Aw, is she okay?”
Roommate: “I don’t think so…hold on. She’s calling me.”
Roommate answers her phone.
“Hey girl. Talk to me.”
"How much longer do you think it would have been appropriate for him to wait before date someone else?"
Well. That escalated quickly.